Japanese Slang Volume 1

A new year brings new possibilities. And of course, new lessons to be learned. What better way to start it all off than by learning how to insult/greet other people in a different language?! XD I just discovered this site with amusing if not informative slangs. Use this knowledge wisely. XD

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"Hakoiri Musume"
Definition: Over-protected daughter.
Use It: Say this to the parents of the girl you want to date. (in our case, some girl we'd like to insult)

"Kono-Yaro"
Definition: Screw You!
Use It: Very carefully. (and over and over again)

"Uso Baka Una"
Definition: You're Lying!
Use It: When your lover says "I couldn't find a phone". (liar, liar pants on fire!)

"Gubi-Gubi"
Definition: The sound made when drinking.
Use It: To indicate to others you're a tad bit drunk. (who me?!)

"Teme kono-yaro"
Definition: You Dirty Dog!
Use It: On your cheating lover. (quite literally)

"Kaigi"
Definition: Talking too much.
Use It: To refer to the gossiping one in your circle of friends.

"Sabetsu"
Definition: I wanna be different!
Use It: When you find yourself following too many trends.

"Sobetsu Kai"
Definition: Enjoying being together.
Use It: Right before a kiss.

"Ushiroyubi"
Definition: An outcast.
Use It: A superb name for your ex.

"Amerika no onnanoko ga suki"
Definition: Do you like American girls?
Use It: When flirting. (you can substitute otokonoko(boy) for onnanoko(girl))

"Gaki"
Definition: Shorty!
Use It: The supreme insult to a guy's manhood. (Again for the ex ^_~)

"Ima Shiyo"
Definition: Let's do it now!
Use It: When you want someone bad. (aka. Let's get it on!)

"Odwara Hyojo"
Definition: Let's delay it a bit!
Use It: When you don't want someone bad.

"Taian"
Definition: Waiting for a lucky day.
Use It: When your lover wants to wait.

"Gaijin Kusai"
Definition: Stink like a foreigner.
Use It: If you hear this, use the next line as a comeback. (which foreigner? No idea)

"Nande sonna koto dekiru no"
Definition: How could you!
Use It: When someone says something that really bugs ya. (although how could you is a lot shorter and easier to say T^T)

"Tabako Kureru"
Definition: Can I have a cigarette?
Use It: A good way to go up and start a conversation.

"Biru wo nomimashoka"
Definition: Let's have a beer.
Use It: Another way to start a conversation. (guy pick up lines >_>)

"Moto chikaku ni oide"
Definition: Come closer to me.
Use It: Definitly keeps the conversation flowing. (and then some)

"Damate"
Definition: Shut up!
Use It: Definitly ends the conversation. (oooh! i like this!)

"Ishin denshin"
Definition: Understanding each other's heartfelt feelings!
Use It: When it's true love.

"Aishiteruyo"
Definition: I love you!
Use It: Only when you truly mean it.

"Ippai Aishiteruyo"
Definition: I love you soooo much!
Use It: To put a little more emphasis on I love you. (awwwww…)

"Aishiteruyo zutto ippai"
Definition: I love you soooo much forever!
Use It: Before you ask someone to marry you. (will definitely use this one)

"Kekkon ishite kureru"
Definition: Will you marry me?
Use It: You'll need it if you say the last phrase. (*ahem*ahem..*)

"Jodanyo"
Definition: Just Joking!
Use It: A good way to get out of something you didn't mean. (with the matching 2 fingers up (= peace) for better emphasis)

"Kuso"
Definition: Damn!
Use It: If someone says Just Kidding, but you thought they were serious.

"Dame dayo"
Definition: You shouldn't have said it then!
Use It: A harsher way of letting someone know you didn't like the joke.

"Namennayo"
Definition: Don't joke around with me!
Use It: Even harsher.

"Shinjimae"
Definition: Go to hell!
Use It: The harshest! (oooh! me likey!)

Potential Breakup Song (Suzuki Ami joins ALY & AJ)