Getting Confucius on Ophiuchus

Yesterday, I woke up as a Saguittarius but slept last night as an Ophiciuchi. Funnily enough, it sounds like Kalachuchi [Plumeria rubra].

Well if you’re wondering what the hoopla was all about, then this excerpt from ConPost very much summarizes my view in this matter:

I don’t know how I’m going to break this to my fiance.

“Sorry, I am supposed to be with a Gemini,” I will explain. “They are adaptable, versatile, intellectual, and lively, and apparently I crave this. I know, it’s a surprise to me, too! I thought I was supposed to be into stability and consistency.”

“Also, you are an Ophiuchus,” I will add. “I have no idea what that means. Apparently, you like to hold snakes, which is something you should have delicately broken to me before we reached this point.”

According to TIME.com, Ophiuchus is an interpreter of dreams and vivid premonitions. He is envied by his peers and favored by his father and authority figures. Lucky him. The Asclepius and the Caduceus, the medical staff, are also based on this constellation. Remember, snake holder?

Now, could someone please hand me that Sorting Hat? Annnnnd..Slytherin it is!

Also, the second longest word at 29 letters is floccinaucinihilipilification, which is the estimation of something as worthless. In short, ze hoopla.